yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
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he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
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It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
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