Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
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i want to swaddle you in tequila
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
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I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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