i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
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so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
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The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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