Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
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they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
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I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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