You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
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pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
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Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize