I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
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she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
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he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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