I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
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I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
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Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
My vagina is very pro this idea
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