My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
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The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
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We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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