I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
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I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
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You. Win. At. Life.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
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I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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