"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
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No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
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Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
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