dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
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In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
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her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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