i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
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Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
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so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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