My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
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Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
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If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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