Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
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He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
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Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
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