I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
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Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
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I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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