Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
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we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
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We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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