CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
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a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
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The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
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Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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