it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
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You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
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He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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