it wasn't lemon gatorade
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
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i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
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Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
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