i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
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fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
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That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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