you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
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bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
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I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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