I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
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we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
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I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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