Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
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I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
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Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
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