if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
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I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
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If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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