Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
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Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
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Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
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