he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
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Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
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All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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