haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
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i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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