you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
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Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
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They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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