her vagine was all disorganized.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
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he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
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Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
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