That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
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Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
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The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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