Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
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i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
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Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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