32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
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our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
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His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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