paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
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These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
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he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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