I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
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Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
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Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
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