He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
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We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
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He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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