I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
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How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
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His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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