Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
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Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
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Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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