Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
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still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
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I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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