he wants to bone in the snuggie
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
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You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
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I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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