Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
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i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
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I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
All I want is dick and wine.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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