If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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