Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
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you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
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Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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