I like my sex mixed with concussions.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
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He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
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all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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