i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
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Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
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I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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