you would pick up someone in the library
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
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there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
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Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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