Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
Randomize