Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
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What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
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See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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