It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
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you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
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Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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