Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
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She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
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By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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