the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
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The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
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is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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